id be glad to
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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