I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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