This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
only if we run a train.
done.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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