OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
God, I missed his penis.
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