im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Randomize
