i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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