I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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