batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
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I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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