Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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