Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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