So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
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I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Dear god my vagina.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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