i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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