So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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