At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I am mentally ready for anal.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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