did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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