just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
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Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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