bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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