I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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