Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
You just made me feel so damn special
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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It's just like the Real World with babies
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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