so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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