That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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