Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
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Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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