I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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