What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Houston, we have a squirter
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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