Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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