My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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