My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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