Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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