she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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