His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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