i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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