you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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