i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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