Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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