sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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what the fuck happened to the tacos
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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