He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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