your thong is hanging out like whoa
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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