i just google imaged poop.
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he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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