Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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