Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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