yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Michael Bay diarrhea
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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