Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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