I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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