He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
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