So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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