I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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