And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
