Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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