i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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