i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
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I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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