If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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