Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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