Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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