you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
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woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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